Alright, lets just get one thing clear, I will probably be killed after posting this. Da Sucker is always watching.
Da Sucker is a vampire who sucks the souls of its victims, and then...and then...he sells them to cancer research!!!!!!!!!!!
We must stop him he's ugly!!!!I took a picture once, but I didn't see him until I opened up Microsoft Paint. He's real, we must stop him heres a video that will explain everything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Additional Info Edit
His weakness is "Rick Roll".
Hwe cwan nwot undwerstwand pweople when thwey twalk lwike thwis.
He died, he was killed by the power of the Rick Rolls, however, he has come back to life.