Pure Boredom by the vampire in pink
it was a normal day like anyother; birds were hanging upside down in their little metal trees and the black cats were chasing the dogs.
then out of nowhere, a giant meteor hit the earth! wa-BAM! aliens popped out with tea pots on their heads and shoes on their noses!
"oh, my GOD!!!" a little blue hen shrieked.
"the world is coming to an end!!!" a green shark said flipping towards the police.
the aliens grabbed as many bats as they could carry and sat them down for pork-pie.
"oh, the horror! the horror!" a big fat pink dog said.
then birds came flying out of their little holes in the ground and got out their little bow-ties.
"take that, psycho aliens!!!"
they threw the ties at the aliens and as they ran back to their flying fish-bowl in fear, the crowd of ani-pees cheered:
"hokey-pokey-shanaynay!!!"
the end.