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Hello. I intend to convince you, through a mixture of telepathy and policies to vote Sylvania Alliance on May 6.
How would you fight vandalism?[]
With a cursed sword of Chaos, a black vampiric steed and a reanimated horde.
How would you find more contributors?[]
Doing this is a good start. I would prowl various wikis and attempt to convince users. Failing that, I would insert a picture of a vampire's eyes in the corner of every skin to hypnotise them into coming.
What do you intend to expand into?[]
Ah, a genuine question. I would ideally like to enter Aldorf and overthrow the Emperor, though I have heard that Mirkwood is nice.
No, really.[]
Probably Pratchett.
How would you solve enviromental issues such as global warming?[]
Er, this is a VAMPIRE WIKI. Phone Al Gore.
But this wiki is full of inaccurate vampires![]
Of course. It's called history. I can't go back and rewrite Dracula. The main aim is to have the flaws and make them known.
So, what is your main plan?[]
I would like to see this wiki spotlighted before the next election.
What should blog posts be used for?[]
This.
What about the Vampire and Werewolf conflict?[]
I would resolve this by making the two wikis affliates.
I need the entire plot of War and Peace in a sentence?[]
That reminds me. I would like a VampireAnswers site on Wikianswers. Thankyou. For your question, the solution is: War and Peace.
Why would I ever want to vote Sylvania Alliance?[]
Because you know what's good for you.
--Wyvern Rex. 11:44, April 24, 2010 (UTC)